Self explanatory and so worldly-wise in some instances. Others are more rib ticklers based on the Chinese format….

● be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still

● give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime

● Teachers open doors. You enter by yourself

● “Try” is a word of courage, but “can” is a word of power

● Parents who are afraid to put their foot down, usually have children who step on their toes

● I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand

Funny quotes in chinese format;

● The definition of grammar is the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit

● Girl who goes camping must beware of evil intent

● Women who put husband always in doghouse, soon find him in cathouse

● Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give her upright organ

● A man who sinks into woman’s arms, finds his arms in woman’s sink

● Man who lives in glass house should get changed in basement

Some of these have been taken from Top 100 Chinese quotes and proverbs off the Internet.